no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
The packers need to win more often, Andrew keeps drunk calling me and confessing his undying love for me in between puking and taking more shots.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
I think "we've never met sober" is a great relationship to have with someone
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
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