mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
get home. someone threw up in the fishtank last night.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
Being thankful with your family is one thing. Being thankful with your friends while getting drunk and smoking bowls while eating leftovers, priceless.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
Fell asleep on kitchen floor again, chicken nuggets everywhere.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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