My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I'm sitting here watching a kid lick a basketball- where have i gone wrong in life?
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You kept trying to throw the grocery cart off the balcony.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
Actually let's just focus our energy on not getting committed to a psych ward.
I'm using my ex bfs phone number to look up his Kroger card so I can get a discount on condoms...yep this is my life
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
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