the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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