If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Some girl just asked us for directions back to campus. we told her to take the first four lefts. We live on a block. she believed us
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
idk. a stripper just bit me. I'm so disoriented
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
Granted, I did not plan to spend ANY hour of the last day of 2020 sober.
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