I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
We have a drunk bartender with her nips a quarter inch from bein out buying us shots. GET HERE.
You just said the magic words
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
Aaaaand I just watched him face plant in front of the taxi. This is why we don't invite him to margarita night.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
How many strippers in the world do you think have had a debate with someone about the NRA?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
If you bet guys that you can drink them under the table they will pay for your drinks all night until they pass out. I have this down to a science that I think even my dad would appreciate.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
Just dropped the most perfectly rolled joint into the toilet I just finished taking a shit in, hadn't even had time to flush, 5 second rule?
No!
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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