Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
after further investigation i found out he's a little bit married..
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
My neighbor is burning all of her ex's things in a metal drum outside the window. Guess who's going to make a new friend?
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Stupid adulating
Yeah it sucks, but at least I can buy wine so it all comes out in the wash
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
She super glued his penis to his testicles. And shaved off a good portion of his hair after he passed out at the party.
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