Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
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So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Btw there's a hedgehog in my room. Don't get it high
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
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