He asked to "fluff my boner.."
Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
he let me duct tape his mouth because i said it was my fetish, i really just wanted him to shut up
I can't make this stuff up. Your ex is singing I Will Survive on the karaoke.
I'm buying eyelash glue, salt, and limes. We know how tonight is ending.
It was a new level of awkwardness and terror. The high schoolers you fuck in the summer should never introduce themselves to your mom and godmother
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
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