Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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We just ended up getting drunk and doing field sobriety tests on each for practice... No one remembers who passed.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
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I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
you know you're drunk when you start breaking down your body composition into organic molecules
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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