If she didn't want me to pass out in her bathroom, then she shouldn't have such a furry rug in there
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Way too hungover to be taking this many family pictures
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
Like I cant decide if he's like autistic or something or just seriously cock blocks himself on purpose with this shit
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Did she seriously come back inside just to piss on the kitchen floor?
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
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