Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
You told him he “could park his dick in your garage”.
Well he didn’t. It shouldn’t be this hard to get a penis.
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