so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
i told him he had the best dick i've ever seen. then supposedly i kept repeating "peter piper picked the perfect penis"
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
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so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
you cant just puke in an arbys and not order food. thatd be rude.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
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Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
A man can only lie in bed watching COPS for so long before he wants to do things that can lead him to starring on the show.
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns
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