Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
I'm going to need your assistance. I cannot walk back to the house in a bear costume.
Inquiring minds want to know if your Bf is circumcised
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Just had an epiphany about how to drink more effectively in the shower. While walking across campus carrying a Franzia bag like Santa
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
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