are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Well you just missed the ten chi o pledges singing la bamba at our doorstep.
Im making gravy in a lace bra and jeans. Just call me the southwern wet dream
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
And I mean really who loses their phone in a tree
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
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