I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
you got so mad from losing a game of beerpong that you went into another room by yourself and practiced for an hour and a half.
Just spent 3 hours on the Mcdonalds website. I don't know what to do with myself now that college is over.
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
If you don't wanna wax my ass just say so.
A girl just managed to steal a whole gallon of ice cream. I'm letting her go because that is impressive.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
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