whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just want you to know that I'm, like, 45% hard right now.
Making a mobile stripper pole for the back of my truck memorial weekend. Is where dignity goes to die
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
I looked into this "it's just lunch" matchmaker thing and it was like 5 grand. If I'm gonna spend five grand I'll throw in another three and get new tits and find my own fucking husband.
dude igloo, 4 foot bong, and 3 grams of blue dream. will you be my eskimo buddy?
I just thought I should tell you that I always know what you are doing. Everywhere. Every time. -Your loving Mother
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