omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
yeah except there is a correlation between drinking moonshine and going blind, which kind of concerns me
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Remember that time a drunk Dracula took a shit in the urinal? Ooh, that's right, it was last night.
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I think i should either cut my hair or buy a dildo.
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
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