your butthole totally puckers for the ginge
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
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What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
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Last night I flashed a car full of people my tits for a bag of pretzels so yeah I'd say I was at least tipsy.
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
As a gentleman whose genital hole is relatively small, you could imagine my reaction
you made out with another girl for some wings
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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