ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
She said, I've heard about you, from girls you wouldn't even be interested in. What?
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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