The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
He was singing "i gotta feeling" under his breath as i was pulling my top off.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
He went THROUGH MY PHONE (he's 30 for God sake) then asked me why I was stringing along 12 guys... I told him he could have just asked me if I was banging other people and then saved himself from looking at pics of dicks bigger than his.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
What's his name?? He crossfits 6 times a week, works in finance & is into the occasional felony class drug. His name is irrelevant in order to know if I wanna bone him again.
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
The dick lei will go down in squad history
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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