Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
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He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
Irrelevant. Does he have queso? That's the real question.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
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I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I need a beard to bite.
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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