I just made out with a guy for $7.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
I told him I had my daily dose of vitamin c so i wouldn't blow him
I'm gonna keep this simple. I threw up in your pillow case. Sorry.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I am the sex elephant in the room. Again.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
Soooooo I may or may not have accidentally been a catalyst in a destroyed marriage.
I just realized I had arrested my one night stand from last night...
Vocabulary what?!? Shakespeare is my bitch.
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