before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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