I'm buying this stripper a house, I don't care what her name is.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
She just asked me if I was going to kiss her cat goodby too... This is why we don't stay till last call.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
do you remember your solution to not spill your drinks last night? .. Shots, that way you wouldnt have time to spill them. i love your drunken logic haha
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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