Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Well I let her practice her tattooing on me. This shaky dragon on my arm says Im getting laid.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
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