She looks like Robin Williams dressed as a frog.
That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
I asked her if she watches the office. She said no, but do you watch I'm a celebrity get me outa here? That's when i knew. Deal breaker
nothing says platonic group sex like a campfire and smores
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
it's great music for shaving your balls
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
tell me about the fingering
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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