you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
His facebook profile says he's interested in men, but i'm choosing to ignore that
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
Definitely almost got hit in the face with a baby
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
You're a problem for me, dick game too good. In the future when I'm with someone I actually wanna to date, now I'm gonna compare.
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
Randomize
