Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I just had sex in the back of an ambulance. Call me.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
The last thing I remember before blacking out was telling Jamie that she was too fat even for my standards. The first thing I remember after blacking out was waking up next to her.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
So hungover. I dropped my keys and leaning over seemed a terrible idea. Instead I took my shoe off in the middle of the street and use my toes to pick them up. Think I'm a genius.
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
I've had to do a couple req orders today and I would like to submit to you an order form to requisition DAT ASS
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I may have just sent her dad a picture of my penis. His name's Myron, right?
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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