i'm sitting in the second floor bathroom drinking coronas in the shower. do not find me.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
You're the only person that can successfully use titties and Jesus in the same sentence.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
I ended up naked with smirnoff caps on my nipples. Dignity is now a completely foreign concept to me.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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