hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
we managed to turn Dream Phone into a drinking game. don't hate.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
It's going to be like a slumber party but with ketamine
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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