never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
He kept stopping sex to whisper in my ear, and the only thing I could understand was "double stuffed oreos"
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
That moment when you cant decide between eating spaghetti or a Popsicle for breakfast
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I'm by myself. some Midwest chick is hitting on me because I gave her a deviled egg. I need the distraction.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
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