So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
hahhahahha. mid doggie-style, i faked an asthma attack. the sex was that bad
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
GUESS WHO GOT ABSOLUTELY WASTED LAST NIGHT AND SPENT AN HOUR RAMBLING ABOUT KRAFT DINNER, HOCKEY, AND THE LAST TEMPTATION OF CHRIST
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I'm not gonna lie. I need sex like plants need water right now. I just need the dick.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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