well you can't waste a boner
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
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He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I usually don't buy birthday presents for my booty calls
But you'll make an exception
probably not
You know, I've never slept in a rug with anyone before you
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
Dude, you GARGLED with bleu cheese last night!
I’ve gone two rounds already this morning and I’m ready for a third. The moon is in the house of sluticus hornius.
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