Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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