So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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