I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
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I told him I'd go cook him breakfast, but ended up passing out on the kitchen floor in the fetal position spooning the dog
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
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I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
Guy in my class today said, "I'm pretty sure you think about beer 95% of the time."
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
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