he started yelling "squirt for me" then his girlfriend knocked on the door and told us to keep it down
i'm not really understanding how she couldn't figure out it was him
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
He woke me up at 6:30 to have sex again and afterwards, he didn't even judge me when I asked him if he wanted some rum. I think I found my soulmate.
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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