is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Because everyone is allowed one half drunken 7:30 am walk back to campus in a cowgirl costume, right?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
I just made my mom buy me lube. I've reached a new level of broke.
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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