saw him outside... he got fatter, i got blonder. the winner is obvious.
Here's my recipe for happiness. Go get a pen. 1. smoke a bowl 2. put on explosions in the sky 3. take a bath. Do this for about 1 hour or until all your problems go away.
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I just bought 4 bottles of wine in sweats at 530 on a monday night. Fuck law school
so I am that guy with the red solo cup in class. someone has to step it up.
I've decided I'm going to drink again. More. Day drinking. Night drinking. Everything. It's the responsible thing to do since I'm not pregnant
Btw kudos to your tongue last night. Sorry about that lady jizz in your beard.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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