You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
There's a bag in my room with garbage, a thong, fritos, and an electrical cord. I'm assuming it's yours
........yyyyyyeah that's me
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
How do you tell an ex that banging less hot chicks than me is highly insulting? I almost want to try and get him laid with a pretty girl just to save some face for dating him so long.
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
God I need to stop before there's a picture of my dick on my mom's phone.
He got a new tattoo in prison. It's actually a good tattoo, making it that much harder for me to hold out until he's off house arrest.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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