what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
so i don't know how many beers it takes to make a recliner look like a toilet, but that's how many i had.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
Someone had written "Boxmonsterette" on the bathroom wall and I just knew you'd been here.
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
I don't particularly remember setting a firecracker off in my hand. No more tequila.
COCAINE IS GR8
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
sorry for showing your butt to the bar
sorry for licking your cheek
WE ARE DOING DRUGS AND GOING TO THE STRIP CLUB SATURDAY LADIES
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
