It's Friday. Sex?
fyi, i just bought my first strap-on. the little mermaid theme song was playing in the background.
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You yelled "sharpie war!" then jammed it in her ear
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Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
Just woke up and my doorbell is on my nightstand... the fuck?
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
I have a new favorite bar game. It's called, get dressed up and go drinking alone then make up random stories of why you are alone to look less like an alc
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Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Oh, btw, UPS might come by. Drunk me ordered us $75 worth of gummy airhead starburst type candies. Whatever it is, it'll be delicious.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
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