I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
There is nothing scarier than watching yourself breathe in the mirror while on shrooms.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
hey if you're going to the hospital do you wanna pick me up a taco on your way back
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
She started throwing ice at me and started yelling, "Holy water bitches! This is an exorcism!"
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
THEY'RE HAVING SEX ON A HORSE AND THE HORSE DOESN'T EVEN CARE.
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