I sware she could use her own nose as a dildo.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
How are you feeling today?
Like Satan handed me a grenade and ass sandwich.
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