Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
yup, got lost on my way to the final. maybe i should have gone to this class all semester
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Nothing says "I support my fellow man" like taking your friends recently divorced dad to a strip club and bar hopping with us to get him laid by an upgrade.
wait no I wore my bra home that morning. I stole someone's bra last night?
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Omg. I definitely just got hit on by my doctor AFTER he completed my pap smear which clearly showed I was in the middle of an outbreak. What. The. Fuck.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
The best walk of shames are on the highway
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