The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
Just walked into your room to get my clothes and he's still passed out in your bed. Remind me to high five you when you get home
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
Also, McDonald's breakfast is now 24/7. This is it. This is how I die. Face first in a pile of hashbrowns.
Terrible idea I love it
Randomize
