It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
exactly what part of this weekend seemed like a good idea?
We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
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i'm thankful for my girlfriend's hot cousins....god, i love her family parties.
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Stripper with the black hair and lip rings is still asleep. Found out she wasn't lying when she said she was a squirter, it was like splash mountain.
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I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
How have I seen you throw up on yourself 3 different times, yet we weren't Facebook friends until I accidentally hooked up with your ex?
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
I'm giving head in a stairwell, I'll be back in a few minutes. I'm so ashamed.
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
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