okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
I dont have enough money in my bank account to buy a pregnancy test. this wouldnt be the first time ive had to steal one either...
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Dad hid the hash somewhere in my room and wont tell me where it is until i clean it. My room is spotless. The hash was on the ceiling fan...
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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