Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
I'm going to fuck every single member of the men's olympic swimming team and no one is going to stop me
He started humming whilst eating me out. At first it was weird, but my new motto is now don't knock it before you've cum from it
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
Should we go get some celebratory "I'm not pregnant" tacos?
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
I lost my virginity to Adventure Time. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND THE SIGNIFICANCE?!
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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