if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Would it be a good deed to leave a 32 pack of bud light next to a bum sleeping in the park?
Your topless pictures make me question reality
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
She slapped a big dramatic bandage on my arm and people started buying me drinks...I plan on wearing a full body cast tomorrow night.
Randomize
