it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
It's just like the Real World with babies
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You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
when you greet her, try not to lead with "this night will end with you on top of me". first impressions, bro.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
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Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She took her panties off, then farted in my general direction. I guess we're at that stage in our relationship.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Why is this not the first time I’ve seen the mugshot of someone I’ve slept with
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
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