The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
You know its bad when convincing your mother you were masturbating is the better alternative
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
She literally crushed my balls between her butt cheeks. It was both the greatest and worst thing ever. Dancers are awesome.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
My talents include parallel parking and over reacting about absolutely everything.. And drinking..
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