Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
so apparently the car got towed with me passed out in the back seat.
If I have to take him to the hospital, I'm drawing dicks on his face
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
He told me to put on my big boy pants, then take them off and fuck her before he smacks me with a chair. His pep talks suck.
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I really need to get to the point where I can poop at his house. I’ve taken three shits on the way home already.
Listen, i know this is weird for you, but as your fuck buddy, id prefer if you didnt fuck her.
Youre asking too much from me
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