He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
I don't wanna be gay for a night.
I think it would be worth it for free alcohol.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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