Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
The hair on my legs is officially flapping in the breeze when I walk. I must say, being single does have perks and this is one of them.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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